Me and Sisters

Me and Sisters

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Public Breastfeeding


Hmm, I'll have what the baby's having. I'm sitting here at Portland International Airport minding my own business (mostly), sipping my scalding $6 coffee. A recent incident comes to mind where a woman was booted from an airplane for not covering her baby's head while giving him a snack. What reminded me of that story? Glad you asked. I'm sitting 20 feet from a semi-attractive 30-something woman who is feeding her ta-ta to an infant. I typically don't like to stare but when jumblies are the appetizer of the day for junior, its like trying to look away from the scene of an accident. Of course, its been since 3rd grade that I had my last direct from the source meal but it's a natural process, isn't it? I totally support a womans choice to breast feed, but I think it's a little weird to it in public for all to witness. It's almost like she's trying to show off as if to dare somebody to ask her to cover up. I'm having mixed feelings about this. On one hand, I'm thinking "cover up!" and on the other, I'm thinking "hmmm...fresh milk for my double espresso."

Monday, April 14, 2008

Snow!











These are a few pics I took during the winter while snowboarding in Utah and Idaho.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Is it cold out here?

This is my favorite winter activity. I typically go with a bunch of skiers but I don't hold it against them. Actually, I hate snowboarders (or anyone) that lack etiquette and common courtesy.

i think i have GTS (tourette syndrome)


Lately I have had a problem with shouting A-A-ANUS obscene words and/or socially inappropriate and derogatory NNNNIPPLE BITER remarks. I can tell when its FFFFFFFART FART FFFART about to happen, like you know when a B-B-BALL HAIR sneeze is building or the urge to cough. It only happens CCCRAP around my father though. Kinda weird C-C-CRACK CRACK MUNCHER.