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I went from this...
...to this. Kind of a weird change, but the chick came with the bike.
Ben Diesel and his ride.
Some times, when its late, I like to dress up like Donna Summer and sing "Last Dance."

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Well, we made it to L.A. and I found this old cannon to hump.
My sister found an old set of BDU's in my trunk to parade around in. She was a good fit with the locals of Hollywood. That's my nurse in the background. She still makes me feel good ;p
A babe!
A deer!

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Spring Skiing/Snowboarding at Snowbird. This is my sister.
This is my impression of an ape.
The ape about to slam a beer.
Road trip to L.A. We're heading to a 4th of July party.

Uhmmm, yeah. I don't look as cool as I thought I did. Don't smoke, kids!

A mosquito bit my forehead and inspired me to update my blog with random pics from the last year

brian, he so crazy
me, a little crazy
me as a cat...see the chocolate whiskers?
Dewe actually drinking a beer

Karma Part 2

Ok, I know its been a while since my last update...thanks for reminding me, Rico. Good news!! I found a nurse. She makes me feel good.

I ended up getting surgery to repair my Achilles Tendon. I'm almost off the crutches (thank God)! So I have another deep scar to add to my collection (for those of you who have seen me naked recently...Mom, Eric, Uncle Fester (Dewe), the ladies at the nursing home, etc). I have some pics from my surgery. Their kinda graphic but I'm thinking about posting them anyway.

Early on in childhood, my father (he still triggers my tourette's) taught me that chicks dig deep scars, tatoos, and the long ball. So once my foot is better, I better get out to the batting cages because I told my nurse that I'm really good with a bat. She doesn't believe me yet. I'm nervous about it because I haven't practiced in a while. I don't want to be swinging for the fence and have it end abruptly in disappointment. Know what I mean?

Karma

Apparently karma is catching up to me. That bitch. I found out that if too much tension is applied to one's Achilles tendon, it will snap. It will snap like a rubber band.

So, I get to spend the next few months recovering from a complete rupture. I am now accepting applications for someone to help nurse me back to health. Please include your measurements and any "special" skills in your application.

Woman Attacked by Pelican

This is a story that actually made Fox news...a chick swimming in the Gulf of Mexico near Treasure Island was attacked by a pelican. Apparently, she was splashing around off shore and then POW! a pelican tries having it's way by beating the hell out of her with his beak. The bird caused 25 stitches worth of cuts and she may have to get plastic surgery.

I can't blame the pelican. I'd be pissed too if I had just figured out that my fishy dinner was really a woman geeking out in the water. Although this was probably just a freak occurance, I'm willing to bet that she'll think twice before going to the beach without feeling clean, fresh, and confident.

Public Breastfeeding

Hmm, I'll have what the baby's having. I'm sitting here at Portland International Airport minding my own business (mostly), sipping my scalding $6 coffee. A recent incident comes to mind where a woman was booted from an airplane for not covering her baby's head while giving him a snack. What reminded me of that story? Glad you asked. I'm sitting 20 feet from a semi-attractive 30-something woman who is feeding her ta-ta to an infant. I typically don't like to stare but when jumblies are the appetizer of the day for junior, its like trying to look away from the scene of an accident. Of course, its been since 3rd grade that I had my last direct from the source meal but it's a natural process, isn't it? I totally support a womans choice to breast feed, but I think it's a little weird to it in public for all to witness. It's almost like she's trying to show off as if to dare somebody to ask her to cover up. I'm having mixed feelings about this. On one hand, I'm thinking "cover up!" and on the other, I'm thinking "hmmm...fresh milk for my double espresso."

Snow!

These are a few pics I took during the winter while snowboarding in Utah and Idaho.

Is it cold out here?

This is my favorite winter activity. I typically go with a bunch of skiers but I don't hold it against them. Actually, I hate snowboarders (or anyone) that lack etiquette and common courtesy.

i think i have GTS (tourette syndrome)

Lately I have had a problem with shouting A-A-ANUS obscene words and/or socially inappropriate and derogatory NNNNIPPLE BITER remarks. I can tell when its FFFFFFFART FART FFFART about to happen, like you know when a B-B-BALL HAIR sneeze is building or the urge to cough. It only happens CCCRAP around my father though. Kinda weird C-C-CRACK CRACK MUNCHER.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome