
This is a story that actually made Fox news...a chick swimming in the Gulf of Mexico near Treasure Island was attacked by a pelican. Apparently, she was splashing around off shore and then POW! a pelican tries having it's way by beating the hell out of her with his beak. The bird caused 25 stitches worth of cuts and she may have to get plastic surgery.
I can't blame the pelican. I'd be pissed too if I had just figured out that my fishy dinner was really a woman geeking out in the water. Although this was probably just a freak occurance, I'm willing to bet that she'll think twice before going to the beach without feeling clean, fresh, and confident.

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Once again I'm speechless (typeless). I did find this story on the net, that lady got roughed up sumtin' fierce by that bird. Although your hypothesis regarding the cause for the incident may be sound, I think it may actually be a matter of being in the wrong place and the wrong time and making all the right moves to make the wrong bird angry.
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