
Apparently karma is catching up to me. That bitch. I found out that if too much tension is applied to one's Achilles tendon, it will snap. It will snap like a rubber band.
So, I get to spend the next few months recovering from a complete rupture. I am now accepting applications for someone to help nurse me back to health. Please include your measurements and any "special" skills in your application.

4 comments:
Dude that stinks sumtin fierce! How does this affect your AFT? My wife said she'd be willing to provide you will assistance, what kind of 'special' skills are you looking for...hey wait a minute!!!
mini me will go in my place along with a 116th guy. i'll stay in slc so no anonymous lap dances for me from strange chicks from a bachelorette party :(
dees pain killas are kinda fun though
Hello, this is your blog speaking. It's been a month now, maybe you can update me... ;)
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